toy and game FP Assortment

Here's one of our
longest nursery rhymes

Old mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
to fetch her poor dog a bone,
but when she got there
the cupboard was bare
and so the poor dog had none.
She went to the baker's
to buy him some bread,
but when she came back
the poor dog was dead.

She went to the undertaker's
to buy him a coffin,
but when she came back
the poor dog was laughing.

She took a clean dish
to get him some tripe,
but when she came back
he was smoking a pipe.

She went to the alehouse
to get him some beer,
but when she came back
the dog sat in a chair.

She went to the tavern
for white wine and red,
but when she came back
the dog stood on his head.

She went to the green grocer's
to buy him some fruit,
but when she came back
he was playing the flute.

She went to the tailor's
to buy him a coat,
but when she came back
he was riding a goat.

She went to the hatter's
to buy him a hat,
but when she came back
he was feeding the cat.

She went to the barber's
to buy him a wig,
but when she came back
he was dancing a jig.

She went to the cobbler's
to buy him some shoes,
but when she came back
he was reading the news.

She went to the seamstress
to buy him some linen,
but when she came back
the dog was a-spinning.

She went to the hosier's
to buy him some hose,
but when she came back
he was dressed in his clothes.

The dame made a curtsy,
the dog made a bow,
the dame said "your servant",
the dog said "bow wow".